I realize the point of Jurassic Park isn't really "look at the cool dinosaurs," but, for the sake of other parents with three-year-olds, it would be great if there were an edit that left out all the people-eating.
100%.

Dino Dan/Dana are good for realistic depictions of dinosaurs, but the CGI isn't great and the stories aren't exciting.

Back to the editing room, Spielberg! https://twitter.com/kateyrich/status/1316717054548942848
If you're curious if my mentions are choked with people being like "durr do you want to edit all movies gah gah boo boo": they are.

The point is that a movie with realistic dinosaurs marching around with good acting and high-quality filming would be nice. Not complicated.
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