Here is @Sykkuno and his a quick-witted similes:
A short thread because I am still finding the other clips

If you find one please let me know so we can add it on the thread

"I'm tunneling like a dwarf in the mines of Moria"

"Peter was stalking him like a hyena looking for seagull that just a ate a french fry"

"Yvonne sawe and locked on like a blue shell from Mario Kart going for first place"

"She was waiting for me to run like a hunter looking for prey"