— guide on how to fail at online dating reading thread

im bored thats why and i dont want to do school works

VOICE CHANGER

a moment of silence for our fallen soldier

HELPEPDPFDHS HELPPPPP OM SCRWMAIFNGJTNGGGGGGG

THATS ME CATFISHING SUGAR DADDIES SO I CAN HAVE BILIBILI MEMBERSHIP

SISCON HELPFPFPFPFJFJDEKWJWJ

OH

so this is where yearning for is

akala ko imbento lang nila nung nag dota phase sila dito heheudjehfrj

OHO he plays PUBG

i still fuck with that game tho even tho it just makes me angry

its deffo 心向往之

WOW THE THIGH HUGGING

““he grit his teeth while saying ‘fuck’ a few times in eight different languages.”

pls say putangina

PLEASE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

imagine the stress huanhuan is having just by playing this cringy female character couldnt be me

he’s prolly having his gay awakening because yearning for clicked push to talk

“Fine, dislike me now, but there’ll come a day when you’ll love me ‘till you go mad.”

OHO

IS THIS DOUBLE MEANING

GO KING SHOW OFF YOUR SKILLS

HELP??? HES SO????? jesjwksnajajw

“Only the corners of Xiang Huaizhi’s mouth lifted, and he said softly, “Beautiful.”

GELEPHELEPPPHELEPPPPFFJRKWHWHEHWHEEHWHEHEOFPFPFPP

mmtai n q s kileg

BEAUTIFUL DAW PUTANGINA MO

“[Friend] Yearning For: I have no reason to kick my teammate out for you guys to kill.”

azi found dead in her bed

when xiao tianjing goes [shy] 10 years is being deducted to my lifespan this is how annoying he is

HES SO ANNOYIGNGKGGKGJGG

after i finish this novel ill prolly start talking like gege~ [shy] [taps finger together] 0-0

he reminds of chi xiaochi so much they’re so good at pretending [bites handkerchief]

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNTNYYYYYY

PUTANGINA NYOHAHAHSAJDDJSKFG

PUTANGINA MO HUANHUAN TAWANG TAWA KO SAYO INA KA

[touches head]

PEAK ANNOYING BUT CUTE

HEHE

bilis ma attach ni pareng yearning for ah

HELP????

[hammers table] [anger] [pulls hair] [roll of the ground] [kicks chair]

I CANT WITH HIM

HE TOOK CATFISHING TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL PLEASE I CANT EVEN ACT LIKE THAT

“After listening to it for two hours, he almost had a mental breakdown.”

me when i’m in my online classes

“[Friend] Long Road Ahead: Friends first, sister next, then finally as a sweetheart yes.”

MAN WHAT

HELP HES SCARED OF INSECTS

THEY . MET .

PEROANLYLYKEHAKDJAKDJWKS INT EAL LIFE EKDMQLSN OHYLG PS

SCRWMAIGNGJFGGGJJGJJ

THEY MET IRL

PLEASE THEYRE IN THE SAME UNI

REST IN RIP AZI

OHHHH SO YEARNING FOR IS ALSO POPULAR AND GOOD AT BASKETBALL

eye these two will make a power couple

I JUST WANT THEM TO MEET IRL

again aha

PIKACHU UNDERWEAR EYE

OH WOW HUAIZHI IS JOKING TO HUANHUAN NOW

HELP IM SCREAMING

“[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [twirls][kowtows][kiss][blows a kiss]”

HES SUCH A MOODFJJDJDKEL

THEYRE MEETING IN IRL AGAIN OMG

OHHH YEARNING FOR HAS A CRUSH

THEY TALKEDBDJEJSKWJEKE

man imagine texting yearning for but irl hes just sitting beside u aaa

ITS THE “slag men can pa pa for three days!” FOR ME

IMGUCKFSHDOWHSKSHSPWNSALSNQLSJAISKALSKQHDOQSJQLSOAKAOAKAKA HE WENT 360 FROM PRAISING TO CURsgnggGH IM CRYING

the [tragedy] IS SENDING MEEEEE

blank stare loves blank stare

THEYRE IN A GUILD TOGETHER

looking at this thread is stressing me

"I’m a catfisher, I have no feelings."

LMAO HE RLY SAID THAT

im just gonna spam here

im sad