a gluten free loaf?? paul is going to shit.

oh no, this filthy old fucking skeeze is gonna come by and finger all the loaves, i HATE bread week

sorry “tap the bottom” i mean

paul hollywood is a gross lil bitch and i’ll never see anything else

marzipan *IN* a bread, let britain sink into the sea, holy shit.

i love rowan, he is terrible

bagels. god.

i do not fucking like bread.

bread week is my hell.

paul hollywood is a perverse hell man.

rowan is an absolute disaster

girl, i’m sorry, you’re making a bread freeway??

there is one chainsmokers looking man and every time he talks i’m like “oh you ARE british??? h u h”

STOP MAKING ME WATCH THIS FREAK BREAD BITCH SMELL THINGS