I still remember while my girlfriend was pregnant there was this day I fell asleep first and it became a big issue. Homegirl was furious hanzi wararirei first before me. Munhu ngaatange kuridza mhere saying now she wants to go back kumba kwavo and this is like 10pm.

So I tell her it’s too late for her to leave and there was no need to be so dramatic about me sleeping early hehehe wrong move. As she walks to the door I ran straight there then I locked the day then we started arguing right at the door for almost an hour munhu achipenga heavy

Then she decides to call the police saying she’s definitely having me arrested. I’m like fuck you want to get me arrested for sleeping before you?????When the police arrived I followed her to the police car thinking like honestly this girl is having me arrested???

So the police asked her whether I had abused her in any way and if she wanted me arrested. She told them no all she wanted was to leave so she went with the police to the police station. I went back home ndobva ndarara hangu then around 12 midnight I wake up to a call from

One of her friends achiti please muka Nosiphiwo aripanze. I woke up and got to the gate and there she was with her sport bag full of her clothes and it’s freezing cold outside I’m even feeling sorry for her but she’s mad in her emotions

I then asked her what she wanted and she said “I want you babe, I missed you so much whilst I was at the station I was just crying and I told them to take me back to my boyfriend” lmaooo y’all we both laughed. She’s like please next time don’t sleep before me I’m pregnant