200 Followers! Wow!

To commemorate this momentous occasion, I’m going to indulge my favorite vice:

One like == One piece of unsolicited advice,

to you or the target of your choosing (if you specify in the replies).
@lolitsnotreal_ ,

Your feed is immaculate and insightful, this is hard, but

you may want to consider only saying nice things about your wife on social media. https://twitter.com/lolitsnotreal_/status/1315716266741714945
@aptlyamphoteric,

I’d give a kidney for you to be as kind to and accepting of Kia as you are to and of everyone else.

She’s a good egg. Be gentle.
@NoaNabeshima,

There are at least a couple senses in which people use the word Love.

Hollywood uses “love” to mean perceived need (gross). Bad lovers do too.

Love worth its name is ego loss, dissolution of a meaningful self and other, at least where interests are concerned
@antirobust

Nuclear power and space elevators are rad retro and sci-fi tech, respectively,

but to care in more than the abstract I’d need to see the commonly cited dealbreakers addressed (politics re nuclear, tensile strength of C nanotubes re space elevators).
@meta_meg,

You might think that being this pedantic is hurting your hubby hunting prospects,

but ACKSHUALLY, it’s an efficient filter and attractor for the right mate.

The thing hurting your hubby hunting prospects is living in Pennsyltucky (and getting banned from the Apps). https://twitter.com/meta_meg/status/1316584205611151361
@mrohene,

You’re leaving a ton of twitter clout on the table. Only two people I follow follow you —that’s wild.

Some ideas:

1) More math and German idealism content / shitposting.

2) Play up the Ghana / Nigeria rivalry/kayfabe a bit more legibly.

3) Reply-guy big nerd accts
@ankurrsharma,

We all think better (and produce better content) when we’re not in pain.

Put dental care on the calendar at appropriate, regular intervals.
@metametrician,

Your thoughts are wonderful, but your value as a friend isn’t bound by them.
@reply_token

Pics or it didn’t happen (for clout). https://twitter.com/reply_token/status/1312513980120788993
@seconds_0,

When not starting a cult, it’s useful to avoid collaborating with people who definitely don’t have cult experience to draw from, so definitely don’t call me.

The number I’m DMing you isn’t mine.
@uberstuber,

At least some of the boring fundamentals you’ve mastered have rendered you hawtt.

Hard to think of a better way to sell your pretty insights than with moar physique poasting.

(Having a body is also a good way to lock in post rat cred).
@HuanWin

I wonder what would happen if you modulated the earnestness a bit while keeping the sincerity knob turned to eleven.
@qorprate,

A head tracker w/ headphones would let you monitor the music you produce with a speaker-like soundstage at lifelike dance-music volumes without pissing off the neighbors...and the Waves NX head tracker plus virtual studio plugin is on sale rn.
@m_ashcroft,

As I recently discovered while checking out one of your videos, your voice is one of the most euphonious sounds ever to grace an eardrum.

How else can you leverage it?
@Elodes12,

When decrying a taboo (or any extant thing) as needless, consider what purpose it’s serving, and what must be in place for that role to be obviated.
@WoundedFish01,

This is a great corner of twitter for healing and self-transformation. Introduce yourself! What are you into? How did you find yourself here?
@lehoczkyescobar

Your insights are hidden under a mountain of retweets most of us would see in our feeds anyway, and an avatar that reads as a face would be more memorable/relatable.
@choosy_mom,

Your feed is the perfect blend of shitposting and insight across several fields —brilliant content— so it pain me to say this, but...

...take your own advice and log off for a while.
@Fullbitchschol1,

Follow me, bitch!
@shrinetothevine Ambiguous pledges to stuff your guests are the best; keep us guessing (and praying) for our stuffing.
@GeniesLoki,

Be just a little bit rude or abrasive, as a treat (exercise).

(I volunteer myself as test subject if you need a consenting target).

On the other side, you’ll still be good and valued and loved and appreciated.
@cigfran_llwyd,

We were getting geared up to get you plugged in to the local brilliant tf lady network, and then we somehow lost the thread. If you’re still in the area, let’s pick it back up!
@kehwho,

Your relationship to (and between) juice and spirituality is interesting; it’d be neat to read more about it.
@AaronEstel,

I’d bet dollars to donuts that coherence therapy is going to be your next favorite thing.
@chercher_ai,

Fascinating website and twitter feed detailing your encounter with the divine.

I notice a little tension between “certainly not the Christian God” and much of what follows, e.g., quoting Jesus.

Might you mean your preexisting model of the Christian god?
@Scatman609,

Please consider donning a jazz singer avatar.

All alternatives are evocative in an acutely unpleasant way.
1. Inventory dark parts, traits & especially behaviors.
2. What need is each meeting?
3. When did you learn it? Why?
4. Can you thank the dark parts?
5. Love the you that learned dark arts?
6. What’s the mechanism of harm?
7. What tweak or substitution can yield w/o causing harm? https://twitter.com/scrmshw/status/1316782219143385088
Blithe’s ‘A Little Book on the Shadow’ and @meaningness’ shadow posts on ‘Buddhism for Vampires’ are probably relevant, as are Unlocking the Emotional Brain and the Coherence Therapy workbook.
@theorangealt,

Enroll yourself in an ibogaine clinic or, failing that, an extended residential therapy program.

In the mean time, spend more time offline, alone.
@deplurabel,

Your twitter presence is a joy to read and engage with, but you write as though your world is collapsing to two dimensions, so...

...take up juggling. Don’t stop until you can keep at least three balls in the air.

(It’s great for neuroplasticity, too).
@gptbr00ke,

I muted you after the second or third time I saw you assert that men are categorically disgusting.

You’re in a conspicuously nerdy corner of twitter, so consider that that isn’t kind, helpful, or even true to your experience as you’ve described your history w/ 💗.
@WeftOfSoul,

I wonder if you would enjoy your husband on amphetamine and/or T.
@andrewglynch @Jenlky @jstanotherview @garybasin @Lynoure @_DreamFlyer_ ,

Don’t accept advice from folks you don’t follow ;-)
@captain_mrs,

Here’s a gratuitously sad Christmas song. Might come in handy.
@maxefremov,

Keep it up, bud!
You can follow @delysis.
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