Story of me literally eating my cousin's pet caterpillar named Frank: A thread.

After I so graciously got denied TWICE via polls due to the Charlie: Homophobic Era Group Chat, as well as my personal Domain server, I resorted to disobeying the laws set for me and left the living room in such a rush full of rage and hatred. Rage, because I wanted revenge. He-

He, aka my cousin Dane, had broken my favorite pencil that smelled like vanilla, and I was desperate to make him pay. As I had charged down the hallway and shoved open his door, I made a beeline to the massive fucking cage on his dresser where Frank lives. With him frowning at-

me from his bed, he didn't seem to take it seriously until I pulled off the top of the cage, grabbed Frank, and dangled him above my face with my mouth wide open. Only until I dropped the wiggling bastard into my mouth did Dane scream, and I quote: "WHAT THE FUCK?"-

Frank did not live. I chomped his head off first before I chewed.

Frank lives no longer, and my aunt banned me from going into Dane's room because of this situation. Now I'm eating ice cream as a reward and to get the taste out of my mouth.

R.I.P FRANK, 2020-2020.

End of thread.