Stream of consciousness while I'm reading FOF:

So Namjoon hates Jin... And Jin's still gonna ask him out?? And he thinks he's gonna succeed?? I smell impending doom

DID JIN REALLY JUST ASK A BLIND KID HOW JAPAN LOOKS IN THE SUMMER IM THIS IS HORRENDOUS

Yoonkook I see you

Not call me maybe

WAIT I kinda wanna hear jungkook sing call me maybe-

Jk is so cute I'm

Why does myungsoo ring a bell...

Tw // violence

I'm gonna slap this btch so hard he boomerangs around the earth and slams into a meteor with enough force to liquify his eyeballs.

"ILL TAKE CARE OF MYUNGSOO" IS THAT JIMIN??? HELLO I KIND OF LOVE JIMIN ALREADY

Jin's dad seem like such a dck wtf :( do I need to liquefy his eyeballs too :(

Tw // violence

I just started crying what the hell I'm gonna smack the teeth out of his dad's mouth what a dck

Jarvis is so sweet I need a Jarvis in my life

Imagine being in a room with Myungsoo, his mum and Jin's dad... That's like all your worst nightmares combined

HE MADE HIM COOKIES

JIMIN??? I have a feeling his story is gonna be interestinggg

It's me... I'm Yoongi

So what I'm getting so far .. jin is iron man, jimin daredevil and jungkook spiderman?

Tw // violence

If anything happens to yoongi I will punch myungsoo so hard his face retracts into his skull

What the fck

Myungsoo really better get his come uppance I swear

I wanna give namjoon a hug are you kidding me

JIN YOU ABSOLUTE C*CKBLOCK

Not me literally punching the air when namjoon asked jin to be his thesis partner

Jimin is still my absolute favourite character

Everytime I read "hell's kitchen" I picture Gordon Ramsay...sigh

Junghyun kinda a dck ngl

Is this normal sibling behaviour?

Nah junghyun totally a dck how you gonna scream at your brother about anger issues and then yell at your gf for no reason...

YOONKOOK KISS??????

I'm gonna finish reading tomorrow coz the bbmas start soon

This stick fella seems like a bit of a knob

I'm onto chapter 5...

Namjoon in brown overalls

Idek what's happening at this point

Jimin is currently making out with someone

What the fck

I'm

I have 0 words rn my jaw is DROPPED

Rip Mon and Didi

Wait

Are Mon and didi real people

IDK MOVING ON CHAPTER 6

TAEHYUNG??? OOOOH

Oh sht... how tf you gonna prepare for a trial in ONE DAY

Myungsoo needs his face rearranging I swear

Hold on, Yoongi was adopted??

JARVIS???????

So like...Jarvis gave Jimin something that they couldn't win the case without...so...WHERE IS JIMIN???

I swear yoonkook better get a happy ending in at least ONE universe

WHAT KIND OF LIES IS THIS SLIMY GIT SPEWING

If myungsoo took a laxative he would disappear

WHAT THE HELL

THIS STORY TAKES SO MANY PLOT TWISTS I JUST BIT MY SPOON

Tw // violence

DOCTORING THE FOOTAGE??? DCK MOVE...CALLING UP NAMJOON??? I will grind this git's dck up and serve it to him in lasagne I SWEAR

THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS I JUST SUFFERED THROUGH

THANK THE LORD

I'm actually giggling hysterically I don't think this is healthy

FIVE MINUTES OF PEACE???? THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR????

WHO TF JUST BLEW UP BECKETT'S CAR

What is going on with yoongi-

IS HE SEEING THE FUTURE OR SOMETHING-

Gonna finish reading now

Kinda wanna give yoongi a hug :(

Yoonkook-

Namjin nation we got a crumb

Ngl this fic confuses me alot but I looooove it

Like who is Kori? Who is Sam? What's Jimin's deal? Who blew up Bennett's car? What's up with Yoongi's dreams? Who's the d worded lady? What dr*g did Myungsoo use? Questions questions

JARVIS your very own independent AI : just add lemonade

NAMJIN KISS???? WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

Tw // violence

I'm gonna slap Minseok so hard his nose retracts into his brain I swear

This thread really makes me question my pacifism