Desperate times, absurdist measures: If you voted Trump, or 3rd party, or sat out 2016 and are now willing to end vile misrule by voting for Biden, send a photo of you in voting line or your mail-in ballot and I& #39;ll send a written apology for killing any TV character. #HonorSystem

To be fair and to serve the mission, don& #39;t give me writer& #39;s cramp if you were a Clinton voter in 2016. Let& #39;s deliver our thank-yous where they can most matter; notes sent to addresses in swing states will be especially solicitous.

Of course, I expect a deluge of Stringer Bell-related requests from suburban women.