It's amazing how so many things haven't changed in how our most elite political media outlets cover national politics, despite [waves arms] everything.

Axios: Trump, who stands before any mic thrust towards his facehole so he can spew lies and spread plague, has answered more questions than Biden. Says Trump's campaign. Who pitched us this.

NBC: Having edited 30 hours of racism, sexism, and masturbation into a tight 43 minutes of Trump the Business Genius in The Apprentice, how we're going to host the Plaguebringer In Chief with a town hall to create a ratings battle with Biden's town hall.

Bloomberg: Hunter once introduced his dad to a Ukranian energy dude! According to, ahem, the NY Post. Also we're going to cover this a million times more than every criminal Trump has been photographed with and then denied ever meeting.

Our elite political media has not just completely failed this crisis, but engendered this crisis. It's exhausting and frightening.