I will never let a woman support me no matter how broke I get, I'd rather move back home and eat iyoghurt zabantwana and play find the hidden bread.

No matter how much she loves you, your mere presence will annoy her, you sigh or yawn the wrong way and she will cheat on you.

When she has her friends over for wine nights, now you're don't have a name, all you hear is "it's here chomi"

Now you're being called by your full name to come refill their drinks cause "baby" is only reserved for working men, and everytime you leave the room all you hear is "sedikwe chomi"

And it's no coincidence that they start playing "no scrubs" when they get tipsy.