Editorial:
We once told @suzettesmith that we’d do a thread of jokes about proudboys.

@genialanarchist has provided the impetus. So here we are. Ahem:

Q: What do you call a proud boy’s mom?

A: the legal guardian of his children

What does a proud boy’s mom call her son?

“Dead to me”

Just kidding. She never calls anymore.

Why are proud boys homophobic?

Because nobody wants to fuck a proud boy.

Why are so many proud boys incels?

Because *NO ONE* wants to fuck a proud boy.

Why don’t proud boys masturbate?

Because they don’t even want to fuck themselves.

What do you call 100 proud boys showing up to face off against 500 antifascists?

Fucking themselves.

How many proud boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

That’s silly. Proud boys don’t change shit. They just want to sit in a dark room, punching each other and yelling the names of breakfast cereals, while insisting that lightbulbs are cultural Marxism.

Why don’t proud boys actually know the history of western civilization?

Because the court order bars them from going within 200 yards of a school building.