Segalink pushing 50 and thinks he’s a youth leader, boy if you don’t wear that fine suit and go sell MANSARD INSURANCE rn

Segalink dey hate women die but fit pose like bad bitch, eyelashes on fleek.

Segalink is a short man with a Napoleon complex, which is worse because he’s a short man with a Napoleon complex

Segalink shows his titties on those government zoom calls

D’Banj has Segalink’s nudes

Segalink plays Marvin’s Room on Friday Nights when another governor breaks up with him

Segalink literally looks up to everybody

Segalink blames feminists for everything because he gets zero bitches at 57

Segalink dey form leader of tomorrow but ein touch ground in 1976

For context, Segalink has lived through the Iran War, Iraq War, the Fall of the Soviet Union, Operation Iraqi Freedom, 9/11, Margaret Thatcher (wey old die)

You can measure Segalink’s height with less than 10 iPhones

Segalink makes politics sauceless with his fashion sense, seriously lacking in swag

Segalink dresses like a lecturer only to be giving classes in okoto meow

Segalink’s teeth have their own National Assembly

Segalink claims to be Nigeria’s youth ambassador without drip, God forbid

Segalink should go ask Feminist Coven for a lace front at least, that hairline looks very distinguished sir

Segalink wants his face on Naira note but he no too fine like that