Nobody:
Nobody ever:
Me: I am the Yee to no one's haw
People: no haw can defeat him
Eowyn, ripping off her helmet: I AM NO HAW
YEE TO THE HAW
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLING YOU GIVE YEEHAW A BAD NAME
Total Yeeclipse of the Haw
In yee he sang to me, in dreams he came
That voice which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again? For now I find
The Phantom of the Hawpera is there
Inside my mind
I WAS THERE GANDALF

I WAS THERE YEE THOUSAND HAWS AGO
YEE IS HAWLOWEEN
YEE IS HAWLOWEEN
HAWLOWEEN HAWLOWEEN
HAWLOWEEN HAWLOWEEN
A Yee is a wish your Haw makes
WHEN YOU'RE FAST ASLEEP
Say your prayers, little one, don't forget, my son
To YEEHAW everyone
I tuck you in, warm within, YEE you HAW from sin
'Til the Sandman he comes

YEE with one eye open
HAWing your pillow tight

YEEHAW light
YEEHAW night
Take my hand
We're off to YEEHAW YEEHAW land
yeeee HAW yeehaw, YEE haw
yee HAW, yee haw-aw YEEhaw
yeeHAW-yeehaw yeehaw-yeehaw YEE haw

yeehaw YEE haw yeehaw-YEEhaw
yee HAW, yee HAW-aw YEE-haw
Yee HAW
yee-ee-HAW
YEE-haw YEE haw
Tired: so who's the man and who's the woman

Wired: so who's the Yee and who's the Haw
Become the Yee you wish to Haw in the world
The real Yee was the Haw we made along the way
I have written yeehaw more times this night than any reasonable being should have to, and I am forever altered.

I have Yee'd the burning Haw of God.
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