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Nobody:
Nobody ever:
Me: I am the Yee to no one& #39;s haw

People: no haw can defeat him
Eowyn, ripping off her helmet: I AM NO HAW

YEE TO THE HAW
AND YOU& #39;RE TO BLAME
DARLING YOU GIVE YEEHAW A BAD NAME

Total Yeeclipse of the Haw

In yee he sang to me, in dreams he came
That voice which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again? For now I find
The Phantom of the Hawpera is there
Inside my mind

I WAS THERE GANDALF

I WAS THERE YEE THOUSAND HAWS AGO

YEE IS HAWLOWEEN
YEE IS HAWLOWEEN
HAWLOWEEN HAWLOWEEN
HAWLOWEEN HAWLOWEEN

A Yee is a wish your Haw makes
WHEN YOU& #39;RE FAST ASLEEP

Say your prayers, little one, don& #39;t forget, my son
To YEEHAW everyone
I tuck you in, warm within, YEE you HAW from sin
& #39;Til the Sandman he comes

YEE with one eye open
HAWing your pillow tight

YEEHAW light
YEEHAW night
Take my hand
We& #39;re off to YEEHAW YEEHAW land

yeeee HAW yeehaw, YEE haw
yee HAW, yee haw-aw YEEhaw
yeeHAW-yeehaw yeehaw-yeehaw YEE haw

yeehaw YEE haw yeehaw-YEEhaw
yee HAW, yee HAW-aw YEE-haw
Yee HAW
yee-ee-HAW
YEE-haw YEE haw

Tired: so who& #39;s the man and who& #39;s the woman

Wired: so who& #39;s the Yee and who& #39;s the Haw

Become the Yee you wish to Haw in the world

The real Yee was the Haw we made along the way

I have written yeehaw more times this night than any reasonable being should have to, and I am forever altered.

I have Yee& #39;d the burning Haw of God.

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