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made a classic mistake*
*ordering one of those 4-packs of canned cocktails without realizing each can is supposed to be split between two people and now E and i accidentally drank two mai tais each on a tuesday
*ordering one of those 4-packs of canned cocktails without realizing each can is supposed to be split between two people and now E and i accidentally drank two mai tais each on a tuesday
a real oops i am dancing to steely dan in my kitchen but why situation
i know i& #39;m in trouble bc i meant to make a real meal but have decided to make digiorno
for those of you who want me to go full orlean: i respect her too much to do a cheap imitation. i& #39;ll just be tipsy alone in the bathtub thankuverymuch
i& #39;m tipsy time to swirl around my apartment singing about fancy french cologne
