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made a classic mistake*
*ordering one of those 4-packs of canned cocktails without realizing each can is supposed to be split between two people and now E and i accidentally drank two mai tais each on a tuesday
*ordering one of those 4-packs of canned cocktails without realizing each can is supposed to be split between two people and now E and i accidentally drank two mai tais each on a tuesday
a real oops i am dancing to steely dan in my kitchen but why situation
i know i'm in trouble bc i meant to make a real meal but have decided to make digiorno
for those of you who want me to go full orlean: i respect her too much to do a cheap imitation. i'll just be tipsy alone in the bathtub thankuverymuch
how i'm doing???? i've switched to playing joni's carey at FULL volume
i'm tipsy time to swirl around my apartment singing about fancy french cologne
