defining heterosexual music
the key components of heterosexual music are:
-covering a previously popular song by putting all its charm in the trash and making it with the same old samples
-this ugly kinda bass (like in hardbass songs idk what's it called) =>

-vocals are extremely boring, the singers sound as if they were forced to sing this
-the song itself (if it's not a cover) is either trying its best to sound like poetry or is about sex
-lots of tasteless autotune =>

-some noname dj is def gonna scream their name in the middle of the song
-the overall genre is probably pop, dubstep/drum n bass or electroswing (for more sophisticated heterosexuals)
-something you'd hear on straight tiktok
-all songs are the same, no variety

the best example i found would be the twocolors remix of lovefool
it falls almost under each of the previously mentioned categories and it made me make this thread cause they always blast this thing at my local park and i was getting really tired of it