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I'm OK - pain is like a bad period. As is the bleeding. Sorry not sorry for TMI, loads of women go through this and want to know how the op is!
Painkillers and pizza are keeping it controlled
https://twitter.com/JewishCatMother/status/1316106759770173440
Painkillers and pizza are keeping it controlled
https://twitter.com/JewishCatMother/status/1316106759770173440
The operation (endometriosis) went well - they lasered off the endo and found my left ovary (the bastard painful one) was stuck to some organs so they chopped through that.
Also one of my sterilisation clips had come off and stuck to my abdominal wall!! So they took that out
Also one of my sterilisation clips had come off and stuck to my abdominal wall!! So they took that out
The clip coming off isn't an issue, they just sit there until the tubes block themselves with scar tissue, so I'm still sterile 
just had a random metal clip kicking about in there, as you do
just had a random metal clip kicking about in there, as you do
To be clear, they chopped though the random attachments, not my actual ovary
My throat is MEGA sore from the breathing tube so I'm making the most of my huskiness to belt out CĂ©line Dion tunes.
It won't help with the pain but IT'S AAAAALLL COMING BAAAACK TO ME NOOOOOW
It won't help with the pain but IT'S AAAAALLL COMING BAAAACK TO ME NOOOOOW
One of my best friends wanted a sample and now he's got a giant voice note of me doing an extremely crappy job of Because You Loved Me on Whatsapp
SORRY NOT SORRY
SORRY NOT SORRY
Also can we talk about how Think Twice isn't even in CĂ©line's top ten, let alone top five, on Spotify???
SORT YOURSELVES OUT, it's a tune
SORT YOURSELVES OUT, it's a tune
