I& #39;m OK - pain is like a bad period. As is the bleeding. Sorry not sorry for TMI, loads of women go through this and want to know how the op is!

Painkillers and pizza are keeping it controlled https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen"> https://twitter.com/JewishCatMother/status/1316106759770173440">https://twitter.com/JewishCat...

The operation (endometriosis) went well - they lasered off the endo and found my left ovary (the bastard painful one) was stuck to some organs so they chopped through that.

Also one of my sterilisation clips had come off and stuck to my abdominal wall!! So they took that out

The clip coming off isn& #39;t an issue, they just sit there until the tubes block themselves with scar tissue, so I& #39;m still sterile https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> just had a random metal clip kicking about in there, as you do

To be clear, they chopped though the random attachments, not my actual ovary https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

My throat is MEGA sore from the breathing tube so I& #39;m making the most of my huskiness to belt out Céline Dion tunes.

It won& #39;t help with the pain but IT& #39;S AAAAALLL COMING BAAAACK TO ME NOOOOOW

One of my best friends wanted a sample and now he& #39;s got a giant voice note of me doing an extremely crappy job of Because You Loved Me on Whatsapp

SORRY NOT SORRY

Also can we talk about how Think Twice isn& #39;t even in Céline& #39;s top ten, let alone top five, on Spotify???

SORT YOURSELVES OUT, it& #39;s a tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGwIaL0jOUg">https://www.youtube.com/watch...