Bro I just want to be excited about life the same way 5 year old me would be excited to hear the Kurt Angle theme song but I don't think I'll ever get that feeling again man.

Or yelling "can you dig it sucka!!??" at the TV when Booker T graced the stage. I just want that excitement about life back man.

Or losing my shit when everything went dark because the Undertaker was coming. Life was so full of hope back then.

Or when we knew Kane and Undertaker were going to fight and you'd know you're in for a great time.

I miss the days where boys had hypermasculine people to admire on TV instead of this bullshit our sons are being exposed to.

Or when I'd hear Stone Cold's theme song and I'd know everyone was gonna catch hands regardless of sex