So Let me tell y’all how i was at my favorite nigga’s house the other night and my phone would not stop going off like that shit was blowing up all late into the night...and before you ask why didn’t i just silence it, I was on call for work thus having to keep it on loud....
So usually my phone is dry af but no on this particular night one of my tweets decided to get mad likes, my IG story decided to get mad comments, and my 2 friend group chats decided to have a lengthy discussion all simultaneously from like 10:30pm-1:30am
And to make matters worst my play cousin (who’s a male) decided to FT me at 1:30 in the morning....i cannot tell y’all the last time i FT’d him and never ever that late so why of all nights he FT me at this crazy hour i have no clue
Also i have the little blinky light thing on my phone and i don’t know how to turn it off so with every notification that shit is lighting up the room something crazy....bro when i tell you this man was getting heated 🙃
Now i can tell he is trying to play it cool cause u know we ain’t in no relationship or nothing but he knows he’s my favorite nigga and I’m his favorite girl (i think anyway) so he’s trying to say anything but with every notification he lets out a heavy sigh
Now I’m up trying to explain that to my phone never pops like this like fucking ever and he’s looking at me like yea whatever clearly not believing shit i say. He’s asking me to turn it on silent and I’m explaining why i can’t because of work and it’s just a whole mess 🤦🏽‍♀️
So now it’s 1:45 am and we both just looking at each other with no words his face said “bitch” mine said “damn”
Anyways the phone finally calms down niggas stop liking my tweets and shit and we go to sleep BUT at 4:52 guess who’s phone rings 🤦🏽‍♀️ yo i just knew this nigga was about to put me out his house 😭 but thankfully it was work calling and all was ok
He cooked the next day so i think we’re Gucci but bro talk about a series of unfortunate events 😭😭 I really was about to lose my favorite nigga cause my job had me in bondage and i had to be prepared to work at any hour
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