Would you like a receipt?
Sure.

I accidentally left it on the counter and walked out. Realized immediately afterwards, but I sure as hell wasn't going to shamefully walk back in and grab it. Why the hell even offer it? I'm not going to return a slice of pizza.

I guess for people covering it as "business expenses?"

Not me.

Oh, and the cashier was wearing a mask in a manner that didn't cover their mouth or nose whatsoever. I felt pretty damn proud seeing that. I didn't walk in with one on, because, you know, it's a fucking joke.

This thread seems to have rustled some immunocompromised eighty five year old jimmies.