what would happen if @offclASTRO went ice skating

(a thread by a figure skater)

#ASTRO #MJ #JINJIN #EUNWOO #MOONBIN #ROCKY #SANHA

Rocky:

• would nail it in seconds (boy could be the next yuzuru hanyu if he put his mind to it)
• would spend the entire time skating circles around the others saying “it’s not that hard”
• would laugh HARD when they fell down

Eunwoo:

• I imagine eunwoo would turn into a very protective parent
• i.e. he’d be wearing 10 coats + knee and elbow pads and would pester the others to wear them too
• when one of them falls, he’d immediately go over to help only to fall over himself cause he can’t skate

MJ and Jinjin:

• this gif sums up my thoughts on dumb and dumber pretty well

Moonbin:

• show off
• would act like he knows exactly what he’s doing
• he’d laugh with rocky when the others fell only to immediately fall on his face
• the “flamboyant faller” - the person who stumbles and slips for like 10 minutes before eventually hitting the ice

Sanha:

• would follow mj and jinjin, laughing everytime they fell
• on the floor A LOT just cause he wouldn’t know how to get back up and eunwoo would have to help him up every time
• obviously evil maknae is the pusher - everyone will be bruised
• means of transportation:

Bonus:

• thinking about how seventeen and astro combined would make a damn good synchro team
• I mean two of the most synchronised groups in the industry in a synchro team together would be awesome
• but that’s just my little skater heart dreaming

end of thread

just made this while procrastinating from working
however I must now retreat back into my sad hole and revise for my exams tomorrow
bye bye