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ive hit rock bottom procrastination so like this and ill write an anonymous assumption i have about you
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If it hurts… its all jokes okay?
If it hurts… its all jokes okay?
You started washing your hands when covid hit
Your your mom’s favourite and you’re the name that come up at every lema hyping you up
Should’ve put “that’s haram” in your bio
You’d be a really good friend but people confuse you being introverted for not wanting to be friends
you’re gonna be the zimniya mom at the function talking smack about everyone’s food
It’ll be easy for you to marry rich
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you’re shorter than you tweet you are
you wish you could tweet the melodramatic shi3r on your notes app but you’re afraid someone will bully you
some of your political tweets shouldve stayed in the drafts for sure
definitely the person that’s always zoning out and possibly thinking about that passive aggressive comment the cashier said a month ago
your cousins made fun of your arabic and thats why you resent libya now
you serve fits and the bank account suffers because of it
studies for 40 hours and pulls a C+ energy
you hate going out and would rather we stay in quarantine forever
youre the friend that remembers the things ive said months ago
you dance like this man
your iphone 6s on facetime
