Bokuto: Keiji's favorite novel just got a movie adaption, he's been wanting to be overly critical about it and-

Sakusa: I guess I have no choice but to babysit your kids.

Bokuto: There's no need, I am sure Hinata will be available-
S: I'll be there at precisely 6pm tomorrow. I have my gloves and the shield already prepared.

B: Are you sure it isn't a hassle? They're quite the handful and kinda messy.

S: I've already researched on baby-friendly disinfectant, I will send a set to you for prior cleaning.
B: Wow Omi-kun that's very generous of you, I didn't know you were fond of children!

S: I am no such thing, how could you even think that, you're being illogical, you have no proof-

B: I really appreciate you volunteering.

S: I am painstaking responding to a call for help.
B: Of course you are, Omi-kun. We're sorry to hassle you!

S: It'll be an unfortunate pain, but somebody's got to do it. Unfortunately.

B: We thank you for your sacrifice 😄
Atsumu: Whaddya mean we're babysitting Bokkun's brats for date night?? Omi-omi???
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