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HOLD THE FUCK UP!!! au where lwj is a twitch streamer who is invited to play among us with big time youtuber wwx and the moment lwj said “hello” wwx is
fuck oh my god im just, i saw a twitch streamer who is head over heels for corpse husband’s voice and my brain just said “you can make a wangxian au out of this” IM SO SORRY
wwx: so there i was, barbecue saice on my tittie—
lwj: hello
wwx: who THE FUCK was that???
nhs: it’s bunji! the guy i was talking to you about!!
wwx: oh hi bunji ;D
lwj: hello
wwx: who THE FUCK was that???
nhs: it’s bunji! the guy i was talking to you about!!
wwx: oh hi bunji ;D
wwx as an impostor: oh 
i am alone with bunji in the laboratory mmm is he arranging specimens thats so sexy
wwx: .......fuck i cant kill him his voice is too good
i am alone with bunji in the laboratory mmm is he arranging specimens thats so sexywwx: .......fuck i cant kill him his voice is too good
lwj as an impostor: frames jc
lwj: it’s zidian. he killed da-ge in front of me.
jc: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SELF REPORTED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
wwx: bunji can you whisper “zidian is the impostor”?
lwj, whispering: zidian is the impostor
wwx: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
lwj: it’s zidian. he killed da-ge in front of me.
jc: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SELF REPORTED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
wwx: bunji can you whisper “zidian is the impostor”?
lwj, whispering: zidian is the impostor
wwx: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
jc, nhs, wq, and jzx: talking over each other
wwx: guys, GUYS! DEEP DADDY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!
lwj:
the others:
jc: deep What?
wwx: guys, GUYS! DEEP DADDY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!
lwj:
the others:
jc: deep What?
what if...... what if wwx uses his real name during their among us plays just to hear lwj say his name........... crewmate lwj asking “are you the impostor, wei ying?” with that deep, deep voice and wwx has no choice but to say yes even tho he is, in fact, not an impostor
wwx: oh my /god/ you guys bunji’s voice is just.... UGH he sounds so good! it kinda gives you a little rumble in the booty if you know what i mean 
jc: .........WEI YING YOU’RE NOT MUTED
jc: .........WEI YING YOU’RE NOT MUTED
lwj before the game starts: hello, i’m going to murder everybody.
wwx: do me first bunji ;)
wwx: do me first bunji ;)
impostor wwx accidentally killing nmj right when lwj walked in:
lwj after reporting: wei ying...
wwx: (is busy horny gripping please check back after a few seconds)
lwj: wei ying, how dare you?
wwx:
lwj after reporting: wei ying...
wwx: (is busy horny gripping please check back after a few seconds)
lwj: wei ying, how dare you?
wwx:
please also consider: wwx, in his hopeless desperation to hear more of bunji, decided to watch him play other games while he donates a fuckton of money to make him say the most ridiculous things T______T
lwj: thank you, jamscooper. thank you, ketchup84. thank you, bunji’s........ toesucker?
wwx attached a comment that says: can u say “you have been a silly boy, daddy will punish you now”???
lwj, 84% sure that it was wwx: did what he’s told to do
wwx: Oh My God.
wwx attached a comment that says: can u say “you have been a silly boy, daddy will punish you now”???
lwj, 84% sure that it was wwx: did what he’s told to do
wwx: Oh My God.
