Thread of my Gramp’s reactions to BNHA characters!
For context: My grandpa is a japanese immigrant! We’re very very close and I tend to send him the leaks for translations, so he knows a bit, not much. Also all these are translations of texts he’s sent me!!
Midoriya Izuku
Grampa: A very warm boy...if he came home he’d compliment my cooking. We both like Katsudon.
Me: so you’d just snack together?
G: He’s a growing child. He also needs the snack break.
Bakugou Katsuki
G: He’s the one you called Kebab.
M: ,,,,yeah 💔
G: I want to brush his hair and give him a belt.
M: Can’t really blame you
G: But I enjoy his personalit. His way of speaking is very funny.
He also referred to Bakugou as “someone who appreciates わびさび (wabi-sabi)” which translates to basically someone who finds beauty in imperfections
Todoroki Shouto
M: He’s your favourite!!
G: Yes. He’s handsome like me.
M: Sure ❤️
G: His story is the most interesting. He’d be a good friend and nice to have for the weather over here. He’d enjoy my onigiri. He’s also very 懐かしい
懐かしい or Natsukashii basically means something nostalgic or that brings back good memories, my grandpa loves Todoroki since he said he reminds him a lot of Japan and Todo’s room was like his 🥺❤️
Uraraka Ochako
G: Oh she’s very friendly.
M: She’s the best!!! She’s shaped like a friend
G: Her eyes and smile are very innocent. She looks like she’d pick up the dishes after eating.
M: What’s with you and inviting characters to dinner?
G: I like eating. And they look nice.
Tenya Iida
G: He looks smart, but wouldn’t it be hard to be a hero with bad eyesight?
M: Well. You have a point?
G: Okay. What’s his power?
M: He’s really fast!!
G: He’d probably be punctual if he came to eat dinner.
M: Are you trying to invite me to dinner??
G: No. Maybe yes.
Kirishima Eijirou
G: He’s your favourite.
M: Yeah!! But this is about you
G: If you like him that much then I’m sure he’s the best
M: Daisan 🥺
G: Ok. I like his hair. He’s probably a confident and friendly boy. But he also seems the type to trip on the stairs while daydreaming.
Also: My gramps first name is Daiki, and I never got used to callin him Ojichan, so he said I could call him by his first name if I added a san lmao, which ended up with Daisan (which he hates but ❤️)
Ashido Mina
G: She looks like summer.
M: The season?
G: Yes. Friendly, loud and exciting.
M: Well you’re not wrong
M: Would you invite her to dinner?
G: She looks like she eats messy and uses too many napkins. But also like she’d compliment my food a lot. Maybe.
Sero Hanta
G: His teeth scare me...
M: But he’s super nice!! And funny
G: He gets a pass if he laughs at my jokes, unlike you.
M: Oh he 100% would
G: Then I want him as my grandson. I’ll text him my puns instead. He looks smart too.
M: I think I should be offended 💔
Kaminari Denki
G: Someone should gift him a hairbrush.
M: Characters would look too boring if they all brushed like you do
G: Maybe. But he still looks...how’d you say before? Shaped like a friend?
M: YEAH!! He is 🥺❤️
Jirou Kyouka
G: I like her a lot.
M: Yeah? You haven’t seen her before right?
G: No but I’m guessing she likes music. I could show her my piano skills.
M: Oh she’d love that, and yeah!! She’s all about music
G: I guessed on the ears. She’d be good to have on a car trip.
Asui Tsuyu
G: Her name has the kanj for frog?
M: Yeah! Her power is basically being a frog
G: Oh I don’t like that. I don’t like frog girl.
M: What did frogs ever do to you?
G: They’re gross. If she eats bugs i don’t like her.
M: I,,,,guess that’s fair
Yaoyorozu Momo
G: Oh she’s my new favourite.
M: Yeah?? Yaomomo’s the best 🥺
G: Is that her nickname? That’s cute. I like her. She looks polite and like she’d bring the best scent if incense for a prayer.
M: She would
G: She’d probably help me make dinner which makes her better.
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
G: ...his name?
M: Yeah I don’t know
G: He looks scary. I don’t like what’s going on with his face.
M: Those are his eyelashes!
G: He should get those cut, imagine all the dust that gets stuck there
M: ...that is gross
G: He’s very special.
Monoma Neito
G: Oh he’s very friendly. I trust blondes.
M: Friendly?
G: Yes. He looks like he smiles a lot and lights up the room.
M: You got that one wrong Daisan
G: Oh is he mean?
M: Complicated
G: I like him anyway I’m sure he means well.
G: 😃
(He never uses emojis so lmao??)
Kendou Itsuka
G: Her hair is unique. But she’ll hit someone with it.
M: Well she looks pretty anyways
G: Yeah. She’s very cute. She seems well mannered and like a good leader. Her power is inspiration.
M: That’s not quite her power but
G: Then her side power. She’s nice.
Amajiki Tamaki
G: Oh he looks like he doesn’t wanna be here.
M: That’s accurate
G: His hair looks like a pineapple. Maybe a hedgehog. He looks like he’d like animals more than people.
G: I would not talk to him. I think he’d rather be alone I don’t want him being uncomfortable.
Tougata Mirio
G: Tantan... (He means Tintin)
M: Yeah he’s different
G: I like him a lot. Blue eyes are very handsome in a young man like him. Does he have a partner?
M: Not canonly
G: They’re missing out on a handsome man. I’d like it if you brought someone like him to dinner.
Hadou Nejire
G: 😃
M: ??? What does that mean
G: 😃 that’s her.
M: please use 😄 or :D instead 💔
G: But her eyes are big like 😃.
M: I,,,,okay sure, anything else to add?
G: Is she a main character?
M: Not really :(
G: She looks like she should be. I want her to be.
Shigaraki Tomura
G: Does he have allergies?
M: Maybe?? I don’t know
G: I’d take him to the doctor.
M: Which one?
G: All of them.
Dabi
G: Fernando... (I told him about Via HELP)
M: His name is actually Dabi
G: I don’t see the big deal about him. He looks like he keeps his shoes on when you invite him to your house.
M: I can see that
G: He also looks like he needs some of skin stuff you use.
Shinsou Hitoshi
G: Einstein hair. He’s smart.
M: He is!!
G: He needs a good rest. I’ll cook him some katsudon and set up a futon.
M: He’s a hardworker 🥺
G: Hard work is important but you also need rest. He needs to take care of himself. Take a nap and eat well.
Aizawa Shouta
G: Oh
M: Is that,,bad?
G: He needs a spa day. I would sit far away from him in the train.
M: But he’s a good dad 🥺❤️
G: A child’s love knows no limits, I am not a child though. I have limits. And he’s mine.
M: Daisan 💔
G: Sorry. He doesn’t make me happy.
Yamada Hizashi
G: He looks very funny.
G: Banana man.
M: Do you mean his hair?
G: Yes. Does he not have problems with doors or cars? It doesn’t look comfortable.
G: But I can respect the challenge.
M: I’d pay to see him in a car
G: I’d pay him. He looks like he asks for tips.
Ojiro Mashirao
G: What is that?
M: It’s his quirk! He has a tail basically
G: Weird...
G: I like his hair. Finally a boy who knows hair brushing.
G: But he looks sad.
M: How so?
G: He looks like if I teased him he’d cry.
Tokoyami Fumikage
G: Bird...
M: Yeah
G: I like feeding the one’s in my backyard. I’d give him some sunflower seeds. Those are good.
M: He only looks like a bird he really isn’t like one
G: Oh.
G: 💔
M: I’m sure he’d love the gesture tho 🥺
G: He looks like he’d be angry.
All (small) Might
G: Oh no.
G: I don’t like him.
M: He’s nice just very,,,frail
G: I would not be able to talk to him. Bad hair. Creepy eyes. Weird teeth. He looks irresponsible.
M: Wow destroy him
G: I would. He wouldn’t be much of a fight.
All (big) Might
M: What if I told you this is the same man in the last pic
G: I’d say your anime is very weird. But I already knew that.
M: Damn 💔 Anyway, thoughts?
G: Maybe I couldn’t take him in a fight.
G: He still looks just as weird. And his hair is even worse.
Toga Himiko
G: Cute. (He used kawaii to be precise)
M: Yeah! But she’s a bit,,,crazy?
G: Aren’t we all?
M: Well maybe but she’s supposed to be a villain
G: Villains don’t exist. Society isn’t black and white. What exist are different interpretations. She’s still young.
Hawks / Takami Keigo
G: He’s おおざっぱ (Ozappa)*
M: Kind of? He’s a very complex character!
G: He doesn’t look like a Hawk. He’s like a pigeon or a hummingbird.
M: But that doesn’t sound cool Daisan
G: He looks cool, he can afford to be honest.
Ozappa or おおざっぱ, as my gramps explained to me, refers to a very laid back person but with a negative connotation, kind of like careless or lazy
Fatgum
G: Totoro...
M: They’re both very ❤️
G: He’d give me a good hug. Ask about my day and invite me to eat. That’s the perfect man.
M: He eats almost as much as you
G: He’d be my friend.
Kurogiri
G: What does he smell like?
M: uhh I don’t know? Why?
G: He’s smoke. He must smell right?
M: I’m really not sure how he works
G: Mysterious. I like purple. I can also respect someone who wears a suit that fits well.
Mr Compress
G: Cool mask. Why is that his hero name?
M: He’s actually a villain and I don’t know? Good question
G: What was his crime? Providing street entertainment? (That’s illegal in my country SHKDJD)
G: He juggles at stop signs and gets arrested.
End of thread! (For now?) my grandpa is sweet and wanted to get involved in all aspects of my life (which apparently includes twitter) so I’d appreciate if you humoured the old man :,)❤️
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