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Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.
I feel like it would be easy to start a cult based on this
tired: convergent evolution is not uncommon especially when species have similar selecting pressures in their environments
wired:
everything is crab
wired:
everything is crab
I'm guessing the minor deity of evolution was really phoning it one week
me, a foolish ape: nooo you can't just keep inventing crabs you've already done it 5 times
evolution: haha crab printer go brrrrrrrrr
evolution: haha crab printer go brrrrrrrrr
Stop putting the coconut crab in my mentions. I'm aware of their crimes and I condemn them.
now that I look at the false crabs it makes sense: the ideal body is at least 50% weapons
lmao this is so embarrassing for Lovecraft
