England 2030

Supreme Leader Laurence Fox refuses to accept Scottish independence vote as he ‘reluctantly’ agrees to parliament‘s decision to delay the general election as a mark of respect for “victory over the Europeans” in WWII.

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Finance Minister (with special Responsibility for the fashion industry) Sir Darren Grimes introduces a tax on people who finished their degrees as he announces major clampdown on “metropolitans” as part of tax raising measures to subsidise new UK-produced “Farage” car model.
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Incoming BBC Chairman Julia Hartley-Brewer celebrates her promotion from OfCom office by commissioning new 24-part drama series: “Brexit: how we won the war”.

The series is entirely UK financed as global take-up slow - but costs kept low as students requisitioned for roles.
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Sad news for england and the remaining 4 commonwealth countries as King Charles dies, Prince William’s accession is delayed as he’s at first reluctant to take the “Meghan pledge” denouncing all “Meghanist thought” required of incoming monarchs but eventually gives in.
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Baroness Patel of Essex enters 2nd decade as Homeland Minister.
Widely seen as Fox’s successor for her success in reducing foreign born quota of population to below 1%.

A national holiday was declared on the day this was achieved altho much was due to Voluntary emigration.
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