I’m so worried that the US will never pay Burger King the respect it deserves. All this talk of McD*nalds but no one talks about how BK literally has flame grilled all American summer-time-tasting beef. (1/7)

They did the impossible burger FIRST and it’s the best. And the CHICKEN FRIES? Icon status. Also I’m gonna say it....their nuggets are the better than MD. (Only second behind ch*ck fil a but we are trying to divest from there.) (2/7)

And if that’s not enough...they have ONION RINGS. I’m talkin firm, crispy, thick onion rings - so dippable. also, MOZZARELLA STICKS. The only other place w mozz sticks in the game is sonic. I’m sorry but look me in the eyes and tell me that’s not gods pure love. (3/7)

And don’t even think I’m letting u get away without discussing the HERSEY Pie?! You mean I can have my own SLICE of ready to eat chocolate pie in a drive-thru? Take my money!!!! But ultimately BK would not be what is it without its...drumroll please.....(4/7)

BREAKFAST!!! The French toast sticks single handedly pushed us into the 21st century. It’s literally modern science and innovation at its finest. A crispy, savory, and sweet stick that u can dip in syrup? Never in my life have I had better maple syrup than BK. Ever. (5/7)

Y’all remember the Cini-Minis? They are gone now but the memory of them alone incites a visceral reaction in my body. I can smell them. Suddenly I’m 6 y/o in my grandpas truck on a Saturday morning w my milk and BK breakfast happy as a clam. I cherish it as much as Christmas(6/7)

This is my plead to the American people. Stop sleeping on Burger King! It’s supporting us in ways no other fast food chain can (except TB but that’s a different tweet). Thanks for coming to my TedTalk (7/7)