why @oatmilkbtch is lying about being a vegan: a thread
the tuna salad sandwich scandal: on October 11th, 2020, oatmilk made a tweet enthusiastically showing support for Panera’s signature tuna salad sandwich, she was met with criticism from our vegan savior Akte as tuna is NOT vegan!!!!!
Next we have honey gate, on the SAME DAY as the tuna salad sandwich scandal, oatmilk tweeted about a weight loss trick that’s been resurfacing where you eat honey to lose weight. Honey being non vegan is debatable but again, Akte comes to the rescue to call her out AGAIN!
Oatmilk is known for calling herself a “pescavegan” even though many critics say that that’s bullshit. She was even quoted saying “fish don’t count they’re ugly” 😒 Fish. Are. Not.
And finally, we have exclusive evidence FROM TODAY! She said that she “ate and pooped out” her boyfriend which is decidedly NOT VEGAN! But thanks to our vegan savior Akte, she was called out again.
In conclusion, oatmilk may be hot and charming and sexy and cool and funny but she is NOT a vegan. She should be punished 😉. Tune in for more because she’ll definitely tweet some dumbass shit soon.
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