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Just drank the whole bottle ya Mist Alba, hopefully my stomach will work, I beeeeeeen meaning to use it...
Okay I have the runs, shits working right???
Also I remember they used to give us motogo wa mabele/lesheleshele for em using stomach purposes, I don’t have the former but I have maize meal, how do you make lesheleshele again?
Okay let me take it easy on the water, ke shapa 6/9 ka ezi mos nou, I’ll wait for the stomach Jik to find other kasi’s to clean, I can safely guarantee Zone 1 is spotless, stay tuned for updates.
Shit shit shit shit shit, I nearly farted on the couch, Yho yho it was gonna be a mess, let me move to the other chairs 
So what happens when the number two looks like beef stock water?? Does that mean I’m ready?? Ke shap or it’s too early??
Tea?? Like I gotta drink tea?? Shit I last drank tea in primary, I hate daai ding
Shits on a break and I’m hungry, do I continue drinking water or?
