Callout post for @masterwitch28
- Stole my significant other
- Played tic tac Lilith on my head
- Made me sleep in the shed on multiple occasions
- Let Hooty exist, which is a crime in itself...
- Smells
- Always uses the last of the Apple Blood
- Uses up all the hot water

Part 2
- Wears socks with sandals
- Ripped my lifesize cardboard cut out of a minion. It cost me 560 snails. How could you do this to me?? You are a vile monster.
- Called me a “kinnie”, whatever that means.
- Wears the same outfit everyday
- Hates the color green

Part 3
- Once helped me climb a tree just to push me out of it
- Loves Mondays
- Never brushes her hair
Additional crimes against humanity will be added as they are brought to my attention.