Inside you are two wolves. They're dating.

They're in a polycule with the three wolves inside the ghost in your living room.

You gain an extra wolf for every 10 years you've been dead, you see.

Importantly, the wolves themselves are not ghosts.

Tutankhamun has 334 wolves inside him now, just fucking bursting with wovles

Tutankhamun restored the Ancient Egyptian religion and died at 18. The only thing I achieved before 18 was I once fit a whole bag of marshmallows in my mouth at once.

"Average person has 69k wolves inside them" actually a statistical error, Qwfwq, who gave xyr life at the beginning of time to spark creation and has 420 quintillion wolves xem is an outlier adn shouldn't be counted.

Me waking up and reading back over this thread