How to talk to girls for saphics, only I’m an AroAce who doesn’t understand romance: a thread
1) if you see somebody you like then talk to your friends a bit louder then usual when they walk by and just be yourself cause stan twitter people are p funny 1/??
2) snag them into the conversation if they seem interested in it and figure out what you have in common
3) if you have any common interests and they aren’t annoyed by you then try and seek them out and talk casually 2/??
4) if you start to gay panic then say something you think they’ll find really funny and start laughing at it if they do.
5) jump at some point when there aren’t many people around and T-pose on nothing yelling “IM GAY”
6) figure out if they’re saphic from their reaction 3/??
7) if they are, go in and show them your talents, give a few social media’s. Let them see you casually
8) give them your twitter and vaugetweet about oomf until you make a joke letting them know that they’re oomf
9) they say yes
10) omg you have a GF
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