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Tonight on "Are they a fucking couple or NAH"
The ADA and the Port Mafia, once again, run into each other, this time at a really fancy restaurant
Dazai, whining with a mouthful of food: my food is too hot
Chuuya: *turns all the way around in his seat and grabs Dazai's chair*
The ADA and the Port Mafia, once again, run into each other, this time at a really fancy restaurant
Dazai, whining with a mouthful of food: my food is too hot
Chuuya: *turns all the way around in his seat and grabs Dazai's chair*
Chuuya, while taking Dazai's face in his hands /ever so tenderly/ and pulling him closer: you're such a fucking idiot *starts gently blowing into Dazai's open mouth to cool his food down for him*
The PM:
The ADA:
literally the waiter:
the whole restaurant:
Atsushi: W H A
The PM:
The ADA:
literally the waiter:
the whole restaurant:
Atsushi: W H A
Atsushi, turning to Akutagawa: *SHARPLY GESTURES TO THE SCENE BEFORE THEM* AND???? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS HUH?
Akutagawa, still staring, nose bleeding slightly: shhh I'm watching something
Atsushi:
Akutagawa, still staring, nose bleeding slightly: shhh I'm watching something
Atsushi:
Atsushi: so... does he always do that for you...
Dazai: do what
Atsushi: oh I dunno... sensually take you by the face and blow into your open mouth to cool your food for you?
Dazai: yeah when it's too hot
Atsushi: really
Dazai: well I cant blow on it myself atsushi-kun :/
Dazai: do what
Atsushi: oh I dunno... sensually take you by the face and blow into your open mouth to cool your food for you?
Dazai: yeah when it's too hot
Atsushi: really
Dazai: well I cant blow on it myself atsushi-kun :/
later aka dessert time
kunikida: dazai do you want dessert
atsushi: not unless chuuya feeds it to him i bet
dazai: haha yeah how'd you know lol
atsushi:
atsushi, stonefaced: *slowly slides his plate off the table and onto the floor*
kunikida: dazai do you want dessert
atsushi: not unless chuuya feeds it to him i bet
dazai: haha yeah how'd you know lol
atsushi:
atsushi, stonefaced: *slowly slides his plate off the table and onto the floor*
bonus:
"OH MY /GOD/ ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FEEDING EACH OTHER CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES. FROM THE /LOVER'S/ DESSERT PLATTER."
"Well yeah Atsushi-kun, it's too much for one person."
"OKAY BUT DID YOU REALLY JUST IGNORE THE PART WHERE IT SAYS 'LOVERS'?"
"OH MY /GOD/ ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FEEDING EACH OTHER CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES. FROM THE /LOVER'S/ DESSERT PLATTER."
"Well yeah Atsushi-kun, it's too much for one person."
"OKAY BUT DID YOU REALLY JUST IGNORE THE PART WHERE IT SAYS 'LOVERS'?"
Dazai, while shoving a white chocolate kiss, followed by his whole finger, into Chuuya's mouth: but it's the only platter that had stuff that we both actually like
Atsushi: BUT WHY DO YOU TWO HAVE TO SHARE IT WHEN YOU'RE BOTH LITERALLY AT WHOLE TABLES OF PEOPLE
skk:
Atsushi: BUT WHY DO YOU TWO HAVE TO SHARE IT WHEN YOU'RE BOTH LITERALLY AT WHOLE TABLES OF PEOPLE
skk:
"THIS IS LIKE THE DAMN BON BONS ALL OVER AGAIN!"
"I don't like chocolate strawberries."
"SHUT /UP/ AKUTAGAWA."
"I don't like chocolate strawberries."
"SHUT /UP/ AKUTAGAWA."
