Tonight on "Are they a fucking couple or NAH"

The ADA and the Port Mafia, once again, run into each other, this time at a really fancy restaurant

Dazai, whining with a mouthful of food: my food is too hot

Chuuya: *turns all the way around in his seat and grabs Dazai's chair*

Chuuya, while taking Dazai's face in his hands /ever so tenderly/ and pulling him closer: you're such a fucking idiot *starts gently blowing into Dazai's open mouth to cool his food down for him*

The PM:

The ADA:

literally the waiter:

the whole restaurant:

Atsushi: W H A

Atsushi, turning to Akutagawa: *SHARPLY GESTURES TO THE SCENE BEFORE THEM* AND???? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS HUH?

Akutagawa, still staring, nose bleeding slightly: shhh I'm watching something

Atsushi:

Atsushi: so... does he always do that for you...

Dazai: do what

Atsushi: oh I dunno... sensually take you by the face and blow into your open mouth to cool your food for you?

Dazai: yeah when it's too hot

Atsushi: really

Dazai: well I cant blow on it myself atsushi-kun :/

later aka dessert time

kunikida: dazai do you want dessert

atsushi: not unless chuuya feeds it to him i bet

dazai: haha yeah how'd you know lol

atsushi:

atsushi, stonefaced: *slowly slides his plate off the table and onto the floor*

bonus:

"OH MY /GOD/ ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FEEDING EACH OTHER CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES. FROM THE /LOVER'S/ DESSERT PLATTER."

"Well yeah Atsushi-kun, it's too much for one person."

"OKAY BUT DID YOU REALLY JUST IGNORE THE PART WHERE IT SAYS 'LOVERS'?"

Dazai, while shoving a white chocolate kiss, followed by his whole finger, into Chuuya's mouth: but it's the only platter that had stuff that we both actually like

Atsushi: BUT WHY DO YOU TWO HAVE TO SHARE IT WHEN YOU'RE BOTH LITERALLY AT WHOLE TABLES OF PEOPLE

skk:

"THIS IS LIKE THE DAMN BON BONS ALL OVER AGAIN!"

"I don't like chocolate strawberries."

"SHUT /UP/ AKUTAGAWA."