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Eleven Lessons From The Great, Wise and Honorable Geordie of Carfax Close
1. Every time I& #39;m about to get down and dirty, I ask myself "Is it even nün?"
2. I always try to do one trip so you I don& #39;t have to go out again
3. Before I take a job, I ask myself, will I be working for a Papist or an immoral Papist?
4. I loudly announce my presence when walking into buildings.
5. Practice saying "Orrrrgies"
6. I make sure to work for someone who takes me seriously.
7. Always have a spare stock on hand to wrap around any potential goiter that might pop up.
8. When my coworkers make fun of me, I tattle to my boss
9. Always take way longer than expected to do a simple task
10. Quit your job the second you are uncomfortable with what’s happening in the workplace
And finally
11. Make sure to avoid fires.
11. Make sure to avoid fires.
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