I’ve never seen twilight or read it all so I’m gonna sum up what I think the series is about in this thread

Okay so some basic y/n looking girl turns up to school on her first day and some freaky pale guy is staring at her like so she’s like he’s mad sus. then she almost gets ran over???? And he saves her!!!

And then he starts watching her sleep from the windows and on her ceiling and she’s like what the fuck mr man! and suddenly he’s a vampire and she’s like oh for fuck sake I wanted a normal school year

Then he takes her into a forest and they start dating and she becomes a vampire too UNTIL A WOLF MAN COMES ALONG AND HES LIKE AWOOGA AND WANTS TO DATE HER TOO

eventually y/n and vampire have an ugly ass baby and then the wolf man names her Nessie and y/n is like YOU NAMED MY CHILD AFTER THE LOCKNESS MONSTER? And they have a scrap in the forest

They also got married too and they flew off into the sunset with their ugly baby.

And that’s twilight