Friends, it has recently come to my attention that due to my overwhelming need to lose a hundred (or so) pounds I must give up some of the greatest loves of my life. Please join me as we bid farewell to those indulgences which made my gut expand and my tastebuds happy (1/?)
So long to:
-2 boxes of mac n& #39; cheese for lunch
-Frankenfoods
-Eating a whole can of chili for breakfast
-40 pizza rolls in one go
-My Wendy& #39;s habit
-Pepperoni rolls
-Packing away an entire pizza for dinner
-Most burritos
-Couch potato-ing all day
-Getting the large fries
(2/?)
-8+ hour gaming sessions
-Binge watching Hulu
-Excessive noodle eating
-Personal pints of Ben & Jerry& #39;s ice cream
-Drowning all my food in butter
-Sleeping till 11:00 on weekdays
-Midnight snacks
-Eating family packs of Mega Stuf Oreos
-Bacon wrapped foods
(3/?)
-Extra toppings on my ice cream
-Buffets
-Frying slices of bread and eating them
-"Yeah I& #39;ll take your leftovers"

Missing a few but needless to say I gotta make a change (4/end)
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