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Voter suppression is... people standing in line to vote 3 weeks before Election Day? https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/1315691917817139206
People are so funny when they try to make mild inconvenience tantamount to brutal injustice. I'm not sure if this is a uniquely American thing or not but we are indeed blessed with the smallness of our problems. https://twitter.com/misterfine/status/1315740482279034880?s=20
let's do the DMV next. There, I will agree that something has gone wrong.
Counter. Voting is too easy. Voters take their voting rights for granted. It's because they don't have to sacrifice anything for it. My proposal, a modest one, is to release live bobcats around precincts to ensure only the most committed vote. https://twitter.com/maxcbc/status/1315745496913375232?s=20
now this would disproportionately advantage red states as there is a higher concentration of gun owners and concealed carriers. So we'd need something a little more sporty for GOP districts to make it fair -- like a herd of African buffalo or hippos.
First bobcats to your precinct, overly dramatic twitter guy! https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315748109847351298?s=20
I will assume the bobcats got you https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315749256452595715?s=20
in the Air Force, I did my PT test on a stationary bike 
off we go into the wild blue yonder https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315749979194093574?s=20
off we go into the wild blue yonder https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315749979194093574?s=20
who cries like a baby for standing in line? Have you been Disney World before? Place is nothing but lines and it's all smiles for some weird reason. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315750565104754690?s=20
it's true, a common sight at long lines everywhere. grown men on the ground throwing tantrums. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315751856438751247?s=20
see I'm not so sure this checks out. My hobby is bbq and that's nothing but standing around. You stand, check temp, stand some more, check temp. Then like 9 hours later you have a bite of rib meat and call it a fine day's work. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315753758408798208?s=20
I mean, I feel like I'm entitled to quick, easy brisket but I still have to smoke the stupid thing for 12 hours. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315756507523436544?s=20
No no no, I'm not dancing around BBQ and Disney, I'm invoking them.
See for me to dance around them, you'd have to be the one to raise the topic of BBQ or Disney and *then* I would employ appropriate dance steps to circumvent them. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315757474566352898?s=20
See for me to dance around them, you'd have to be the one to raise the topic of BBQ or Disney and *then* I would employ appropriate dance steps to circumvent them. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315757474566352898?s=20
man you ever try to smoke a brisket? It's like you vs. the fire vs. the meat vs. the airflow vs. fat vs. the stupid membrane that's impossible to knife off without a box full of surgeon's tools https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315758711529500673?s=20
smart reply! and I try to keep at 200f-210f which is hard but made a little easier with the Komodo Joe and all that ceramic plating https://twitter.com/jasonkreiner/status/1315759516546408449?s=20
naw I like the slower cook but you did a nice piece of meat right here https://twitter.com/jasonkreiner/status/1315760983432933383?s=20
