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Voter suppression is... people standing in line to vote 3 weeks before Election Day? https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/1315691917817139206">https://twitter.com/clairecmc...
People are so funny when they try to make mild inconvenience tantamount to brutal injustice. I& #39;m not sure if this is a uniquely American thing or not but we are indeed blessed with the smallness of our problems. https://twitter.com/misterfine/status/1315740482279034880?s=20">https://twitter.com/misterfin...
let& #39;s do the DMV next. There, I will agree that something has gone wrong.
Counter. Voting is too easy. Voters take their voting rights for granted. It& #39;s because they don& #39;t have to sacrifice anything for it. My proposal, a modest one, is to release live bobcats around precincts to ensure only the most committed vote. https://twitter.com/maxcbc/status/1315745496913375232?s=20">https://twitter.com/maxcbc/st...
now this would disproportionately advantage red states as there is a higher concentration of gun owners and concealed carriers. So we& #39;d need something a little more sporty for GOP districts to make it fair -- like a herd of African buffalo or hippos.
First bobcats to your precinct, overly dramatic twitter guy! https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315748109847351298?s=20">https://twitter.com/grantbeld...
I will assume the bobcats got you https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315749256452595715?s=20">https://twitter.com/grantbeld...
in the Air Force, I did my PT test on a stationary bike 
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ¶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten"> off we go into the wild blue yonder https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ¶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten"> https://twitter.com/grantbelden/status/1315749979194093574?s=20">https://twitter.com/grantbeld...
who cries like a baby for standing in line? Have you been Disney World before? Place is nothing but lines and it& #39;s all smiles for some weird reason. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315750565104754690?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
it& #39;s true, a common sight at long lines everywhere. grown men on the ground throwing tantrums. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315751856438751247?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
see I& #39;m not so sure this checks out. My hobby is bbq and that& #39;s nothing but standing around. You stand, check temp, stand some more, check temp. Then like 9 hours later you have a bite of rib meat and call it a fine day& #39;s work. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315753758408798208?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
I mean, I feel like I& #39;m entitled to quick, easy brisket but I still have to smoke the stupid thing for 12 hours. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315756507523436544?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
No no no, I& #39;m not dancing around BBQ and Disney, I& #39;m invoking them.
See for me to dance around them, you& #39;d have to be the one to raise the topic of BBQ or Disney and *then* I would employ appropriate dance steps to circumvent them. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315757474566352898?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
See for me to dance around them, you& #39;d have to be the one to raise the topic of BBQ or Disney and *then* I would employ appropriate dance steps to circumvent them. https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315757474566352898?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
man you ever try to smoke a brisket? It& #39;s like you vs. the fire vs. the meat vs. the airflow vs. fat vs. the stupid membrane that& #39;s impossible to knife off without a box full of surgeon& #39;s tools https://twitter.com/OmnivoreBlog/status/1315758711529500673?s=20">https://twitter.com/OmnivoreB...
smart reply! and I try to keep at 200f-210f which is hard but made a little easier with the Komodo Joe and all that ceramic plating https://twitter.com/jasonkreiner/status/1315759516546408449?s=20">https://twitter.com/jasonkrei...
naw I like the slower cook but you did a nice piece of meat right here https://twitter.com/jasonkreiner/status/1315760983432933383?s=20">https://twitter.com/jasonkrei...
