Remember when everyone thought the internet was a total joke and that people who used it were total dweebs with nothing better to do than read about dumb stuff?

Mannnnnnn, I miss those days.

WHY DID YOU EVEN POST A COMMENT TO HER LIVEJOURNAL IF SHE WAS NEVER GOING TO CALL YOU ANYWAY?

The one thing that still holds true:

90% of the thousands of MP3s on my computer were acquired on soulseek.

No, I do not want to buy a copy of your zine about Jimmy Eat World, even if it only costs $6 dollars.

Yes, I will meet you there. I'll be wearing a Mighty Mighty Bosstones shirt, and checkers vans.