Ok so I& #39;ve had a lot (translation : zero but idgaf) people ask me what exactly IS a Fiero

Well: imagine you are designing a car and you don& #39;t care about all the specs so much you just want it cool.

It& #39;s that.

The specs aren& #39;t bad. But it& #39;s all about the coolness.
Imagined board meeting.

Chairman: alright we are on a budget. This is a *heavy air quotes* commuter car. So, the engine stays tiny ok? How do we make it cool?

Guy 1: um... What if we put the speakers in the headrest, so it& #39;s like you& #39;ve got headphones on.

Chairman: yes!
Guy 2: I mean, my toddler& #39;s toy rattle roll car has little eyes for lights and they blink when he rolls it? He likes that

Chairman: blinky lights. Yes!
Guy 3, really getting excited: gas lever inside the car? Mid engine? Fake back windows and no back seats? Sun roof? 4 wheel disk brakes? PUT A MOTHS FUCKING PEGASUS ON IT!!!

Chairman: sure why the fuck not? let& #39;s do this!
I mean come on guys. Who needs cupholders anyways?
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