Ok so I've had a lot (translation : zero but idgaf) people ask me what exactly IS a Fiero

Well: imagine you are designing a car and you don't care about all the specs so much you just want it cool.

It's that.

The specs aren't bad. But it's all about the coolness.

Imagined board meeting.

Chairman: alright we are on a budget. This is a *heavy air quotes* commuter car. So, the engine stays tiny ok? How do we make it cool?

Guy 1: um... What if we put the speakers in the headrest, so it's like you've got headphones on.

Chairman: yes!

Guy 2: I mean, my toddler's toy rattle roll car has little eyes for lights and they blink when he rolls it? He likes that

Chairman: blinky lights. Yes!

Guy 3, really getting excited: gas lever inside the car? Mid engine? Fake back windows and no back seats? Sun roof? 4 wheel disk brakes? PUT A MOTHS FUCKING PEGASUS ON IT!!!

Chairman: sure why the fuck not? let's do this!

I mean come on guys. Who needs cupholders anyways?

This thread brought to you by Diana had her first carbath. So shiny.

Watching the Motor Week Fiero episode