This was my morning. Buddy picks me up to go surfing. He said grab him a snack because he was hungry. I grabbed him an egg. He said he wouldn't eat it because it was raw. So I took it surfing instead.
It was kinda flat so I decided to teach it how to surf while waiting for it to build.
Took a couple tries but it finally learned how to stand... kinda.
Caught a couple but it got super crowded without any waves so we just hungout for the most part.
Tried to buy a water with it. No luck.
Tiki man tried to eat it but I said NO!
Savannah thought it was the cutest egg ever.
It's your lucky day my friend. You're not gonna go on there.
And then it all came to an end when someone haaaad to try and ride a bicycle without training wheels first.
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