I hope all the straight white Bernie-or-bust bros who refused to vote for Hillary are genuinely enjoying this moment of, uh -- checks notes -- principled victory?
It must be SUPER GREAT not to have your marriage, rights, uterus, or personhood on the line, and to know that you are so edgy.
It's really fun to be edgy when you have nothing at stake.

I hope that you never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get laid again.
You can follow @rebeccamakkai.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: