HELP OH MY GOD THERES A FUCKING TURKEY ON MY PORCH

WAIT THERES TWO FUCKING TURKEYS???

TEHRES A MALE AND A FEMALE ANF THE MALES TRYING TO MATE WITH THE FEMALe???

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NO THEYRE HAVING TURKEY SEX IN OUR FRONT YARD

OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

THEYRE CHASING ONE OF MY FUCKING CHICKENS

IT JUST FUCKING GOBBLED

GO AWAY PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKING TERRIFYING

THE MALE IS TRYING TO MATE WITH THE FEMALE AND THE FEMALE IS VERY INTERESTED IN MY CHICKEN?????????

GO AWAY I HEAR IT OUTSIDE MY FUCKINF WINDOW

THE TURKEY JUST DID A LITTLE SIDESTEP??? YOU ARE OUT OF MY NIGHMARES SIR PLEASE JUST LEAVE