Hermione Granger as the Anaesthetic SpR

A Thread - Inspired by @BirdCalledPriya

You walk into theatre to find your favourite ODP #ODPLove

Team brief has become more difficult with masks #COVID

Some poor soul has wondered into the anaesthetic room during induction. #NeverAgain

Teaching the novice how to tie a tube ‘correctly’. Reader, their way was just fine.

The boss walks in and asks if you’d like to use Des for this case. #SaveTheWorld

It’s a plastics case. The microscopes are out. #FRCATime

The surgical SHO lanced the abscess before telling you. ODP has already handed you the sux.

Four hours into a “quick” laparoscopic appendicectomy. #JustOpenAlready

“What’s their blood pressure?”

The bleeding is not due to hypertension or indeed coagulopathy. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

2 hours after offering your someone a break. #ComeBackPlease

The boss answers the your bleep. It was an F1 calling about a cannula. #Sorry

The SHO obviously ends up doing the cannula later. Apparently nobody had used ultrasound. #POCUS

Who needs depth of anaesthesia monitoring when you can obliviate? #BinBIS #MidazWasSoLastYear

Midwives bleep you 5 mins before handover for an epidural. #AnaesthetistInformed

The surgeons try and book non urgent cases to be done on the emergency list at 2am.