You walk into theatre to find your favourite ODP #ODPLove
Team brief has become more difficult with masks #COVID
Some poor soul has wondered into the anaesthetic room during induction. #NeverAgain
Teaching the novice how to tie a tube ‘correctly’. Reader, their way was just fine.
The boss walks in and asks if you’d like to use Des for this case. #SaveTheWorld
It’s a plastics case. The microscopes are out. #FRCATime
The surgical SHO lanced the abscess before telling you. ODP has already handed you the sux.
Four hours into a “quick” laparoscopic appendicectomy. #JustOpenAlready
“What’s their blood pressure?”
The bleeding is not due to hypertension or indeed coagulopathy. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.
The bleeding is not due to hypertension or indeed coagulopathy. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.
2 hours after offering your someone a break. #ComeBackPlease
The boss answers the your bleep. It was an F1 calling about a cannula. #Sorry
The SHO obviously ends up doing the cannula later. Apparently nobody had used ultrasound. #POCUS
Midwives bleep you 5 mins before handover for an epidural. #AnaesthetistInformed
The surgeons try and book non urgent cases to be done on the emergency list at 2am.