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Man that edible got me wondering who discovered how to eat, I don’t give a fuck about who invented the wheel, who started swallowing things around them
First person to get diarrhea must’ve been like “hell nah bro what?”
You know cavemen must’ve eaten their own shit at times bro. They had to have been like “I can’t lose my insides bruh”
Like who discovered water was drinkable bro
People were just running around putting stuff in their mouths getting cavities and losing their teeth and shit
How the fuck do you discover that mixing some plants with water makes fucking bread bro
How did motherfuckers look like this and then start building lightbulbs and shit
Who invented inventing bro
