new hobby of saying "marriage is" and then whatever activities me and aster are doing

marriage is reading about blacklisted Jewish film directors and drinking porter while your wife plays super mario sunshine on the tv

marriage is heating up leftover homemade tacos for your wife who hasn't slept in 24 hours while listening to frank ocean & thinking abt the differences b/w anti-colonialism/imperialism theory & communist/socialist theory & coming to no conclusions bc you're a little drunk on rosé

forgot about this thread til rn but marriage is hand-feeding your wife chorizo-flavored fritos one at a time while he falls off ledges in Hollow Knight