anyways a terrible thread of things I’ve been sent tonight on dating apps:
Context: my bio says send me a joke
he wants to email me pictures of himself from his work email.
MY GOD......
WHO OPENS A CONVERSATION WITH THAT
?
dude we know EVERYTHING about you. You wrote your autobiography in your bio
thanks .
50 SHADES OF GREY SAYS HIIIIIII
HELLO?
What is it with men and being the absolute weirdest people of all time
(The answer is that I do show my face, but I’m insecure about my nose)
Dating app user “I See Why Your Baby Daddy Left You” has sent me a message
Dating app user “I have a guitar”
Blackpink tease
The hell does this mean
as if any of these are better
I dont know who this person is
His bio: 31

My bio: 18.
Dawg I was literally 17 4 months ago
how do I even respond to this what is he referring to
Me: if you know 10cc I’m yours haha

Him, who clearly googled them once he saw my profile:
he might as well just give me his social security while he’s at it
GUYS.
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