anyways a terrible thread of things I’ve been sent tonight on dating apps:
Context: my bio says send me a joke
he wants to email me pictures of himself from his work email.
WHO OPENS A CONVERSATION WITH THAT
dude we know EVERYTHING about you. You wrote your autobiography in your bio
50 SHADES OF GREY SAYS HIIIIIII
What is it with men and being the absolute weirdest people of all time
(The answer is that I do show my face, but I’m insecure about my nose)
Dating app user “I See Why Your Baby Daddy Left You” has sent me a message
Dating app user “I have a guitar”
as if any of these are better
I dont know who this person is
Dawg I was literally 17 4 months ago
how do I even respond to this what is he referring to
Me: if you know 10cc I’m yours haha
Him, who clearly googled them once he saw my profile:
he might as well just give me his social security while he’s at it
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.