You ever realize that you’ve been so convinced that no one who ever storm that castle gates for you that when someone is literally at the castle gate with an army and a battering ram, you were like “I’m pretty sure your princess is in the next castle.”

Knight: But fair maiden, we have come--

My Princess Avatar: See I'm gonna stop you right there. This skin is brown, playa. So again, maybe your princess is on the other side of the mountain.

K: I'm here to save--

MPA: No one comes to save princesses like me. I can survive.

K: But--

MPA: No buts. Are you sure the wizard give you the right map? Did your squire read it wrong? Did you double check the spelling?

K: But you're--

MPA: Not worth the trouble since this is a mistake. ::smile:: Have fun storming the other castle.

It's funny. It's heart-breaking. Imma work on doing better.