HELP!!! @GailSimone said we were having a picnic. She took me to the edge of a canyon... then she pushed me over the edge! All my most useful bones are broken. There’s inspirational music playing on a loop & I found a camera while I was crawling around.
I think she’s watching me. https://twitter.com/gailsimone/status/1315465801655177217
There are so many empty picnic baskets down here. It’s like a bear has used this canyon to hide her crimes.
I can smell cheeseburgers in this canyon. A sick trick by @GailSimone who knows I’m lactose intolerant.
I can survive by eating my backup hats for at least a week.
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