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YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE SOCCER TWEET TONIGHT OR YOU GET UNFOLLOWED.
It was almost like I cursed myself...
Right after kick, I decided I& #39;d "run over to greenstop" and get back, nbd.
Lyfted over, dispensary is closed.
Right after kick, I decided I& #39;d "run over to greenstop" and get back, nbd.
Lyfted over, dispensary is closed.
Lyft to 2nd dispensary, further from my home, in the storm, in the dark, it& #39;s raining, in a pandemic.
Get my goods and skip over to the 7-11 for a 6 pack.
Step out of 7-11, order Lyft home, pop an edible, and start chatting up a lady waiting on a ride.
Get my goods and skip over to the 7-11 for a 6 pack.
Step out of 7-11, order Lyft home, pop an edible, and start chatting up a lady waiting on a ride.
Lady gets her ride, my phone dies.
I hop on over to Fred Meyer, still not discouraged, to buy a charger. (You know the pre-charged emergency kind...)
I buy one, go outside, phone kicks on, I order another Lyft, and bzzzzt phone dies.
I hop on over to Fred Meyer, still not discouraged, to buy a charger. (You know the pre-charged emergency kind...)
I buy one, go outside, phone kicks on, I order another Lyft, and bzzzzt phone dies.
I go back into FM, exchange emerg charger, step over to the side to be polite in case anyone else is out in the torrential downpour for a last minute necessity.
Nope, the 2nd charger doesn& #39;t work.
Nope, the 2nd charger doesn& #39;t work.
Meanwhile, customer walks up to cash a check-do a return-do an exchange-ring up groceries-and load money on a card.
I still wait patiently, wondering what the score is.
I still wait patiently, wondering what the score is.
Screw it. Got my money back, this edible could kick in anytime, I gotta get home, so I start walking.
I walk awhile on McLoughlin in the rain, with my 6 pack, feet still dry.
I walk awhile on McLoughlin in the rain, with my 6 pack, feet still dry.
I come to the conclusion if I& #39;d not been lazy all day and got up to get things done, like an adult should, I would be home, watching the game, getting high.
Not walking in the rain.
Not walking in the rain.
After I kick myself mentally awhile, I decide it& #39;s okay, things could be worse.
I mean, I& #39;ll be cold and wet, and miss the game, but I have a home to go to.
When I finally decide life is fine, even while walking in the rain...I see a bright shining sun!!!...
I mean, I& #39;ll be cold and wet, and miss the game, but I have a home to go to.
When I finally decide life is fine, even while walking in the rain...I see a bright shining sun!!!...
WAL-MART!
I go into Wal Mart and make friends with everyone, Travis charges my phone awhile bc we& #39;re not sure if the $4 emerg chargers will be pre-charged.
So I wander around awhile and just count my blessings.
I go into Wal Mart and make friends with everyone, Travis charges my phone awhile bc we& #39;re not sure if the $4 emerg chargers will be pre-charged.
So I wander around awhile and just count my blessings.
The chargers end up being pre-charged and I finally get home at 9:45pm.
I missed the game, but my feet stayed dry. I was hungry but I got to pop a pizza in once I got home. I had a dry and warm shelter waiting for me.
I never lost my shit bc Things can always be worse.
I missed the game, but my feet stayed dry. I was hungry but I got to pop a pizza in once I got home. I had a dry and warm shelter waiting for me.
I never lost my shit bc Things can always be worse.
