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YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE SOCCER TWEET TONIGHT OR YOU GET UNFOLLOWED.
It was almost like I cursed myself...
Right after kick, I decided I'd "run over to greenstop" and get back, nbd.
Lyfted over, dispensary is closed.
Right after kick, I decided I'd "run over to greenstop" and get back, nbd.
Lyfted over, dispensary is closed.
Lyft to 2nd dispensary, further from my home, in the storm, in the dark, it's raining, in a pandemic.
Get my goods and skip over to the 7-11 for a 6 pack.
Step out of 7-11, order Lyft home, pop an edible, and start chatting up a lady waiting on a ride.
Get my goods and skip over to the 7-11 for a 6 pack.
Step out of 7-11, order Lyft home, pop an edible, and start chatting up a lady waiting on a ride.
Lady gets her ride, my phone dies.
I hop on over to Fred Meyer, still not discouraged, to buy a charger. (You know the pre-charged emergency kind...)
I buy one, go outside, phone kicks on, I order another Lyft, and bzzzzt phone dies.
I hop on over to Fred Meyer, still not discouraged, to buy a charger. (You know the pre-charged emergency kind...)
I buy one, go outside, phone kicks on, I order another Lyft, and bzzzzt phone dies.
I go back into FM, exchange emerg charger, step over to the side to be polite in case anyone else is out in the torrential downpour for a last minute necessity.
Nope, the 2nd charger doesn't work.
Nope, the 2nd charger doesn't work.
Meanwhile, customer walks up to cash a check-do a return-do an exchange-ring up groceries-and load money on a card.
I still wait patiently, wondering what the score is.
I still wait patiently, wondering what the score is.
Screw it. Got my money back, this edible could kick in anytime, I gotta get home, so I start walking.
I walk awhile on McLoughlin in the rain, with my 6 pack, feet still dry.
I walk awhile on McLoughlin in the rain, with my 6 pack, feet still dry.
I come to the conclusion if I'd not been lazy all day and got up to get things done, like an adult should, I would be home, watching the game, getting high.
Not walking in the rain.
Not walking in the rain.
After I kick myself mentally awhile, I decide it's okay, things could be worse.
I mean, I'll be cold and wet, and miss the game, but I have a home to go to.
When I finally decide life is fine, even while walking in the rain...I see a bright shining sun!!!...
I mean, I'll be cold and wet, and miss the game, but I have a home to go to.
When I finally decide life is fine, even while walking in the rain...I see a bright shining sun!!!...
WAL-MART!
I go into Wal Mart and make friends with everyone, Travis charges my phone awhile bc we're not sure if the $4 emerg chargers will be pre-charged.
So I wander around awhile and just count my blessings.
I go into Wal Mart and make friends with everyone, Travis charges my phone awhile bc we're not sure if the $4 emerg chargers will be pre-charged.
So I wander around awhile and just count my blessings.
The chargers end up being pre-charged and I finally get home at 9:45pm.
I missed the game, but my feet stayed dry. I was hungry but I got to pop a pizza in once I got home. I had a dry and warm shelter waiting for me.
I never lost my shit bc Things can always be worse.
I missed the game, but my feet stayed dry. I was hungry but I got to pop a pizza in once I got home. I had a dry and warm shelter waiting for me.
I never lost my shit bc Things can always be worse.
